Howdy to all 3 people who read this!
I know it's been an age since my last update, but please remember that I have other things to do during my day. Work? No, nothing as foolhardy as that, I'm speaking about my plans to destroy Coventry entirely, using an elaborate scheme involving several helicopters and a cunning plan that Shakespeare himself wish he'd come up with, if he were still alive, and if he had planned to destroy Coventry, which as far as I'm aware, he never had that particular ambition... he hated Slough.
But I'll save that for a day when I'm not as busy as I've been.
So, you ask, what HAVE I been doing recently? except for my long suffering lady wife ;)
Well I have been rehearsing for a play that my father wrote from his padded cell, and last saturday we performed it at the Tamworth Drama Festival. Along with my evil brother Kristofus, who you may recall was last seen impaled on Royston's shaft if you followed the Zombie Blog :P
Well, we had a good run at the festival, and in the end, out of the ten possible awards we could have won, we won five of them!
The awards we missed out on were "Best dressed nun", "Most likely to become a prostitute", "Will do anything for fame", "Best use of the word 'Oxymoron" and "Best sex scene"
We however picked up Best Male Lead (me), Best Female Lead (Cheryl), Best Supporting Actor (Kristofus), Best New Play (my pa) and Best overall play of the open festival (my pa)
So finally all that money I invested in mind control paid off, and I was able to jedi mind trick the adjudicator into giving me the trophy! Hazar! :D