Well, once again I dissapeared off of the face of the interweb, and did any of you care? No. I didn't get one single search and rescue party come look for me.
You see after I'd finished my previous status update in March, I was knocked unconcious by persons unknown, and when I woke up I was in a bathtub full of ice completly naked apart from a post-it note attached to my forehead "Thanx for your kidneys!"
You'd be suprised how many times this happens to me, so once again I had to track down my kidneys and seek retribution. (That's the last time I trust a chinese escort service!!)
But that's another story for another time, I'm back and will be giving you my opinion on current events, spinning you random yarns and of course showing my frustration with regards to film plots, adverts and government initatives.