Read my blog or the dog will force me to kill you!
The worst thing that can happen to you has already happened as you're reading my blog!
But there are worse things out there than vampries/werewolves/christianity/dragons
I will be bringing you a worst case scenario and how you can get out of it relativley unscathed.. first I've got to get off this bloody island! (Oh and if you want to quit smoking become a nun, you'll soon get another habbit )